I have a brilliant idea to cut back on crime in this country!
My idea is to impose a punishment on every convicted criminal that would be so horrible and wretched that it would probably stop crime altogether.
We should sentence every convicted criminal to wallpaper stripping! For every day of the length of their sentence they would have to go to all the outdated homes across the country and spend the entire day stripping off all the old and ugly wallpaper. Those convicted of the more serious crimes would have to take all the wallpaper that was put up without sizing the walls first and the walls with multiple layers of wallpaper!! I think this would stop crime dead in its tracks!!!
That’s how I spent my last weekend, stripping ugly, outdated wallpaper. Ugh! Thank goodness that was the last of it. My home is now wallpaper free. Yeah!
Here is the offending wallpaper. 1980’s mauve tulips in a textured paper with shiny highlights!
And of course there is another layer beneath it! 1970’s country! See what my daughter has in her hand, that is my secret wallpaper stripping weapon. Windex!! Yes in deed, the best wallpaper stripper ever!
Now, I tell you, is robbing a bank really worth the hell that would follow if you had to do this everyday for 10 years! NOT!